Quotes by Mark Twain are likely going to interest you in two ways; One, his deep level of thinking and two, his high level of humor.

He plays with words appropriately to make you laugh, and at the same time communicate a great message. Read the history, inspirational and funny quotes from Mark Twain.

History of Mark Twain

Samuel Langhorne Clemens, popularly known by his pen name as Mark Twain was born on the 3oth of November, 1835, and died on the 21st of April, 1910.

He was an American writer, publisher, journalist, entrepreneur, humorist, and a lecturer. He was lauded as the “greatest humorist the United States has produced,” and William Faulkner called him “the father of American literature”.

His humor could be said to have been inherited from his mother, Jane Lampton Clemens. His mother struggled for the survival of Samuel Clemens due to how he was born and his health issue as a child. Samuel was born prematurely, two months earlier, and he had health issues till the age of 10. When Jane, his mother, was in her 80s, Clemens asked her about his poor health in those early years: “I suppose that during that whole time you were uneasy about me?” “Yes, the whole time,” she answered. “Afraid I wouldn’t live?” “No,” she said, “afraid you would.”.

Few of his popular books include; The Innocents Abroad (1869), Roughing It (1872), and Life on the Mississippi (1883),  The Adventures of Tom Sawyer (1876) and Adventures of Huckleberry Finn (1885).

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Mark Twain Quotes

“The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.”

“You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.”

“The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not.”

“Loyalty to the Nation all the time, loyalty to the Government when it deserves it.”

“A man’s character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation.”

“It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.”

Quotes by Mark Twain“When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain”

“I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened”

“The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.”

“Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear.”

“Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.”

“Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest.”

“Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today.”

“The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”

“Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.”

“Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect”

“Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.”

“Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.”

“Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.”

“When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it’s a sure sign you’re getting old.”

Mark Twain Quotes

“Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.”

“The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.”

“A person who won’t read has no advantage over one who can’t read.”

“If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.”

“There are basically two types of people. People who accomplish things, and people who claim to have accomplished things. The first group is less crowded.”

“Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.”

“Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered – either by themselves or by others.”

“It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.”

“Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid.”

“Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.”

“A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.”

“The finest clothing made is a person’s own skin, but, of course, society demands something more than this.”

“Don’t let schooling interfere with your education.”

Mark Twain“Laws control the lesser man… Right conduct controls the greater one.”

“But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?”

“Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.”

“I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.”

“Do the thing you fear most and the death of fear is certain.”

“Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is lightning that does the work.”

“A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.”

“All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.”

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